An older brother who was suspicious that the zipper in the sailor suit would not close. When I checked my underwear, I found an unpaid condom from the valley of my bra … It’s great to use rubber to prevent venereal infections and contraception, but you shouldn’t shoplift! Alright, no bra so you can’t shoplift! It’s a tea bag so you can’t hide it in your pants! And now it’s punishment!
Date: September 29, 2025